Illini Threesome: Bruce Weber, Lon Kruger, and Bill Self

Well, ladies, who would you rather have take you to the Dance?

Oops ...

Bill,

In a shocking development, it was announced today that you are a shady bastard. You were caught talking to that recruit, John Wall or whatever, during a no-contact period.

So shady.

I also love the slimy way you admitted to it immediately. You played it off like, hey, I was at a high school game, and after the game I went to the locker room to say good bye to the coaches and, whoops, the player was standing there. Imagine that, a player in the locker room.

No way you could have seen that coming.

Keep fighting the good fight, Bill. The Man's rules don't apply to guys like us, right Bill?

Best,
Bevormo

Ps - Illini lead the Bluckeyes by 12 at the half. Demetri has three nice looking threes and also picked up a blatant technical foul. What a monster.