Tuesday, August 5, 2008

CY Is Smarter Than You

CY is also smarter than the entire Mets team. He reads books with big words and complex themes. I bet Jose Reyes does not.

CY's stare alone solves mathematical equations. CY also probably knows what Paul DePodesta is talking about when DePo quotes obscure philosophers during Baseball Prospectus events at PetCo Park.

CY could have been either a baseball player or a basketball player, or probably even a scientist or a professor or a screenwriter or something like that. You know, something smart people do.

For all of these reasons I am pretty sure CY will win tonight at Shea Stadium.

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