Comeuppance Is A Comin'

Derrick,

Well, it was only a matter of time I guess. The Karma Gods already slayed Kelvin Sampson for being a shady bastege at Indiana, and now it looks like they are on the prowl for your alma mater, possibly in connection with your recruitment.

Of course you and your ex-coach, Slimipari, are probably untouchable in the investigation leaving Memphis and its new coach, Josh Pastner, to bear the penance for your actions. Not that I really care. That whole program reeked of shadiness the last few years so I hope the NCAA takes a flamethrower to the place, Colonel Frank Slade-style.

With Kelvin long gone, the investigation of Memphis underway and the Tim Floyd-O.J. Mayo debacle unfolding over on the Left Coast, pretty soon the only guy left standing will be Bruce Weber, the White Knight, standing on a hilltop, the sun setting behind him, ready to dispense fair play on the land.

What a beast Bruce Weber is, eh Derrick?

Too bad you were never man enough to play for him.

Too bad you'll never be the caliber of player of Deron Williams.

Sweet dreams.

Best,
Bevormo

ps - After further research it appears the current Memphis team will not face penalties for the past violations. Instead, Memphis might just have to forfeit its victories and Final Four appearance during the '07-'08 season. With what happened at UMass back in the day, Calipari might never get to a Final Four that counts.