Win Tonight, Please

C'mon, Padres.

Win one tonight for ... Bad Lieutenant.

(That should work.)

(Side note: As you may guess, Harvey doesn't talk too nicely in that link. If you don't like bad words, don't click on it.)

A Message From Roger Dorn To Chad Gaudin

Let's cut through the crap, Gaudin.

I only got one thing to say to you about pitching tonight against the D'Backs:

Strike those mother****ers out!

Dorn

[Administrator note: Chad, Sorry, man. Dorn just stormed in here and took the reins of the blog for a moment. One second he's offering to put me in touch with his financial advisor, the next he's tapping away at a blog post. Not that I disagree with his message. I hope you do strike all those mother****ers out. Best, Bevormo.]