Sunday, May 31, 2009

Adrian's Patented Opposite Field Bomb Swing

Adrian,

Above, in all its glory, is your patented opposite field bomb swing. This photo was taken in the first inning of last night's dagger 8-7 loss to the Rockies. You jetted a 3-run bomb to left field off the Rockies' Jason Hammel.

David Zalubowski of the Associated Press caught the tail-end of your bomb swing. Looking at your body language in the photo, you obviously know it's gone at this point.

What a beast.

I submit that over the first two months of the 2009 season your opposite field bomb swing represents the best opposite field bomb swing ever. That is, of all time. That is, it's the best opposite field bomb swing in the history of baseball.

If the Padres ever erect a statue of you in the Park at the Park I submit that this should be your pose.

Win today against Colorado.

Best,
Bevormo

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